White Trash Gift Ideas That Will Make You Laugh

It’s funny to me that the one post that gets the most traffic via Google image and keyword searches is my White Trash Backyard Bash. Years ago we had a costume party and everybody came dressed in their finest white trash attire.  So I get searches for “white trash costumes”, “white trash food”, “white trash party” and all kinds of other fun white trash things. I figure I should just play on what works, so I’m going to give you some White Trash Gift Ideas.

Cool white trash gift ideas that you'll love. Includes white trash wine glasses, candy infused vodka, and even a white trash cookbook!

White Trash Gift Ideas

White Trash Wine Glasses

Cool white trash gift ideas that you'll love. Includes white trash wine glasses, candy infused vodka, and even a white trash cookbook! I have to admit that this was not my original idea, I think we all know I’m not creative enough for that! Nope, the idea originally came from ModernDayMoms.com’s post called Hillbilly Crystal AKA Redneck Wine Glasses.

The difference between the wine glasses that they made and my White Trash Wine Glasses are that the bottom part of their wine glasses (the “stem”) are made from glass candlestick holders. Mine? Are shot glasses!

Cool white trash gift ideas that you'll love. Includes white trash wine glasses, candy infused vodka, and even a white trash cookbook! These were super easy (and cheap) to make!

All You Will Need:
Mason Jars (I used half-pint (8 ounce) sized Ball jars)
Flat-Bottomed Shot Glasses
Glass Glue (I used Gorilla Glue for outside use)

I spent under $20 for all of these items for enough jars/glasses to make 12 White Trash Wine Glasses.

What You Do:

Apply the Gorilla Glue to the bottom of the shot glass, and then attach the shot glass to the mason jar. I pressed on it for just long enough to make sure it was straight and centered (or pretty close…these are white trash glasses after all!). That’s it! Let it dry…it took about 8 hours or so to be able to move them without fear of breaking them.

We decided to leave the lids on them so that, if the gift recipient wants, they can write their name right on the lid! That way nobody will steal it away…it’s like a White Trash Wine Charm!

 

Jolly Rancher Vodka

So what do you put in the white trash wine glasses? Well, wine obviously! And if wine is not your bag baby, flip it over and you’re ready to do shots!

How about Jolly Rancher Vodka shots or Candy Cane Vodka shots? They’re pretty to look at and taste yummy!

Cool white trash gift ideas that you'll love. Includes white trash wine glasses, candy infused vodka, and even a white trash cookbook! With a handful of Jolly Ranchers, you can make Cherry, Apple, Raspberry, and Watermelon flavored vodka.

It is so simple. All you do is put 12 of the same flavored Jolly Ranchers (remove the plastic from them of course) in a pint sized mason jar. Fill up the jar with vodka of your choice, and then let the candy dissolve, it takes about 8 hours. That’s it!

Fair warning: Candy infused vodka tastes more like candy than like alcohol, so beware.

Maybe you aren’t a fan of Jolly Ranchers. No problem. You can do this with just about any hard candy. Try the same process with candy corns…just get a hand full of candy corns and drop them in the mason jar and fill with vodka. It takes a little longer to break down, but it works.

If it’s the holidays…how about Candy Cane Infused Vodka?

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White Trash Cookbook

Yep, you read that right. There’s an actual white trash cookbook titled White Trash Cooking. So if you have a foodie in your life that you have been searching for the perfect gift to buy, this might be it. Head over and read my review of White Trash Cooking – it’s a fun read!

Cool white trash gift ideas that you'll love. Includes white trash wine glasses, candy infused vodka, and even a white trash cookbook!

Red Solo Cup Wine Glasses

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Want something a little less “formal” than my white trash wine glasses? Check out my Red Solo Cup White Trash Wine Glasses…perfect for everyday use!

So there you have it! White Trash gifts that anybody would love to get! What white trash gift ideas could you add to the list?

Monster Likes #40

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Every Saturday, it’s Monster Likes time! I list my favorite selection of posts I found throughout bloggy land over the past week.

If one of your posts is listed below and you want the badge, just shoot me an email or leave me a comment and I’ll send you the badge to put on your post!

And now on to the good stuff….

If you like chocolate, GO RIGHT NOW and check out the Best. Cake. Ever. post over at Ask Anna.

Carrie at Mommy’s Little Monster Blake has an awesome recipe for Easy Twice Baked Potato Casserole…yummy!

Sweet Greta over at Not Enough Patience and Never Enough Jewelry included Mommy of a Monster and Twins on her These Are a Few of My Favorite… post! Thank you Greta! It is an honor to be included with so many other great blogs!

My friend Tonya over at Letters for Lucas did a 20 Questions post…but it was her son Lucas who answered them! I liked the post idea so much that I had Ethan answer 20 Questions too!

Yuliya over at She Suggests posts about making Jolly Rancher Infused Vodka…need I say more?

Tulpen at Bad Words wrote Golden, and it’s simply beautiful.

What was your favorite post of the week?

I’m Trying Something New Here, Too…

Occasionally, I will receive an email about something that I’m not willing to write an entire blog post about, but that I think is worth mentioning…so I thought I could put those things here and if you want more information about them, you can click over to the links and find out more. Here are some cool things I received over the last coupole of weeks…

Cinnabon

Need I say more? I didn’t think so. But I will because it’s a really great idea!

Cinnabon wants you to share its ooey-gooey awesomeness with friends, family, co-workers, and even strangers, and then share your story online! From November 6th through January 7th, share any act of kindness to qualify for a chance to win prizes! Simply photograph or video the reaction to a random act of kindness and submit it to the Cinnabon Facebook page for a chance to win free weekly Cinnapacks or a cash prize of $2,500 and a $2,500 donation to the charity of your choice.

For more contest rules and information on how you can help Spread the Warmth visit the Cinnabon Facebook page.

Disclosure: This information was was provided by Cinnabon and General Mills through MyBlogSpark.

Attend a Virtual Wine Tasting!

Wine Twits is having a virtual wine tasting in the month of November, and if you have never participated in one of their virtual wine tastings, you are missing out! Nouveau Day celebrates the official arrival of Georges Duboeuf Beaujolais Nouveau on the third Thursday in November all around the world. It’s one of the biggest wine events of the year! Join the Nouveau Expression celebration and be first to taste and share with friends. Register today to be included in this year’s #NouveauDay Virtual Tasting Event!

Chiquita Bananas Ultimate Banana Recipe Contest

If you eat half as many bananas as we do, then you eat a lot of them! And Chiquita wants to know what you do with them all! Submit an appetizer, main dish or kids’ recipe before November 28th, and you could win a trip to New York or California! Get more details.

Chatting with Adrian Grenier? Yes Please!

Tom’s of Maine is hosting a live chat with ‘Entourage’ actor and environmental advocate Adrian Grenier on Monday, November 14, 12 pm PST/3 pm EST.  Fans will be able to ask Adrian questions live about his acting career, sustainability work, charitable contributions and much more. The web chat is hosted on Facebook.com/TomsofMaine in the “Live Chat” tab.

McDonald’s Give-A-Hand Fundraiser

For the next 7 days, you can visit a participating restaurant to purchase a paper hand in varying denominations of $1, $3 or $5. All proceeds will benefit Ronald McDonald House Charities and support children and families in need in local communities across the country.

Also if you have a message of support, don’t speak it, write it on your hand!  After you scribble your support, take a picture, and submit it online for the chance to help RMHC and win prizes. Don’t stop there, please spread the word by sharing your photos with your family and friends on Twitter and Facebook! Each day throughout the campaign, three hand photos will be randomly selected to receive a prize pack, $250 cash prize, and a $500 donation in their name to their local RMHC Chapter. More information on the sweepstakes can be found at http://bit.ly/mcdgah.