Remember last week when I told you that my mom dumped us? She didn’t. I guess she went to work way far away. She learned all kinds of things about something called SEO and someone named The Bloggess took a picture with her and she was really excited. She could’ve just stayed here and taken a picture with us!
We missed her so much! We kept saying to Daddy “Mommy? Mommy?” and he said we were driving him crazy because she was at work and that she would be home soon. But it was a long time.
Lila: So we were really happy when she came home! And she took us to McDonald’s for lunch. We love french fries.
Mia: And we didn’t want to take a nap because we thought when we woke up that she would be gone again! But she wasn’t!
Lila: And then she started saying “I can’t believe I wanted to come home” because we were doing a lot of whining. She gives us what we want when we whine. She says she would rather have wine but I don’t know what that means.
Mia: But we have got into a lot of trouble this week. You know why? Because we figured out if we BOTH make a mess at one time, we don’t get in as much trouble because she just wants to clean up the mess!
Lila: But she says bad words when that happens. And Tater covers his ears. Most of the time he helps us make the mess but when Mommy finds us, he says “I didn’t do anything.” Sometimes she believes him even though it was his mess.
Mia: I don’t know what you are talking about?
Lila: Are you talking about the dirty rice? Because you keep telling everybody about the dirty rice.
Mia: Oh, the dirty rice. We love dirty rice!
Lila: It’s fun to take our bowls and then dump them out on our heads! That’s funny!
Mia: And then I throw it! So then Lila throws it! And Mommy gets really mad. She said she will never make dirty rice again.
Lila: Yeah I heard her talking to Auntie A and she said “do you know how hard it is to get 2 cups of rice off of the tile floor?” She was not happy about it. That happened before she went away to work. She said she was glad she was leaving.
Oh, and The Empress? You always want to know what we do that’s naughty. We made Mommy flip out this week, too. We did two BAD BAD things.
Mia: Mommy made us chicken nuggets and tater tots for lunch. And we love the white dip!
Lila: Mommy calls it ranch dressing but we just call it white dip. Anyways, she was doing the dishes and not paying attention. So I put some white dip on my finger and put it on Mia’s belly. And then Mia put some in my hair.
Mia: And when Mommy figured out what we were doing she went crazy! She even started to cry. But we told her we were just painting each other. We even painted our hair. She let’s us paint so I don’t know why she was so mad.
Lila: Yeah, that was weird. And then yesterday we were outside playing and Mommy was getting dinner ready. We started throwing sand at each other. It was fun! But then Tater came outside and said “Oh, you’re gonna get in trouble!” and then he ratted us out to Mommy.
Mia: She just said “I am SO done” and then made us go take a shower because we had sand everywhere and she did not want it in the carpet and she didn’t know if she could get it out of our hair.
Lila: Wait! Mommy just got on the computer! Let’s ask Tater to go get us a sucker! See you all later!