Hello! You may recognize me…I’m Lila, and I give The Business. My mom said that you guys like when I give The Business. She said that her friend The Empress liked it so much that she wanted us to talk to you. So here we are. This is Mia:
Lila: Yeah, but she doesn’t do it right.
Alison from Mama Wants This asked: Who is usually the instigator of these troubles your Mommy writes about and The Empress so enjoys watching from the sidelines?
Jessica from My Time as a Mom asked: What should the Empress change her nickname to (if she was ever going to change it)?
Mia: The Lady With the Truffles. I loved the truffles she sent my mom. And my mom keeps telling us when we are “BAD BAD” that we have to go live with The Empress and that’s okay because she has chocolate. And she likes us. A lot.
Kir from The Kir Corner asked: Girls, what are your favorite toys right now? How do you decide?
Lila: I like what Tater likes. And what Mia likes. And whatever they play with, I take it away. And if they won’t give it to me, I do what my mom calls the dolphin squeal. It can make your ears bleed.
Mia: I like purses. And balls. I really like balls. And I don’t share balls.
Lila: You should see her with those stupid things! The only time I want a ball is when Mia has it.
Mrs. Jen B from The Misadventures of Mrs. B asked: How much would you looooove to spend a week with your Auntie Empress so she can experience your hijinks firsthand?
Mia: That’s true. We could probably get away with a lot. We like her. She has the truffles and Baby E. I like him, too.
Leighann from The Endless Rant of a Multi Tasking Mama asked: What are their visions for this feature?
Mia: What does that mean? What are we going to talk about? I think we’ll talk about how much my mom says “NO! NO!” and “You guys are driving me to drink”. But we can’t drive yet.
Lila: She needs to mellow out. She never lets us do anything fun. Even Tater says that.
K- from Pull Up Your Potty Seat, This Could Take Awhile asked: I would like to ask the girls their thoughts and steps to achieving world domination as they seem well on their way.
Lila: I’ll answer this because she obviously was asking me. It’s simple. I will tell Mia what to do and she will do it. Sometimes she gets mad and hits me, but she usually does it. Then we will make Tater do whatever we say or he’ll run away. We know how to drive people crazy my mom always says. That’s how we’ll do it.
Mia: That was the last question. But The Empress also wanted to know “How do you decide what to do that will make their mom lose her mind that day?”
You know what we like to do? Play ‘Who Can Scream the Loudest’. My mom hates that game!
Lila: Oh, and she hates when we won’t stay in her seats at the dinner table. She says that throws her over the edge. But she never jumps so I don’t know what that means.
Mia: I think it just makes her mad because we get a a time out. Time outs suck. But sometimes in the morning before we get up we spit and whoever spits the farthest gets to decide how we will drive mom crazy that day. It’s the best part of the day!
Lila: Yeah, time outs do suck. Well, my mom says we have to stop talking now and take a nap. You can ask us more questions, if you want. And next time we are going to tell you how my mom tries to keep us busy during the week. She doesn’t like when we rip the plants out of the garden or spill our milk all over the floor. She isn’t really much fun.
Mia: But it is fun when she dances with us! And plays Ring-Around-the-Rosey, that’s fun too!
Lila: Oh, and see that poll about product reviews and giveaways over on my mom’s sidebar? She wanted me to ask you to tell her what you think. She likes getting free stuff for us, but says she doesn’t want to annoy you guys.