For Sale: The Business
See this little face? That’s The Business. What started out as a fun way to entertain family and friends, has turned into our daughter using it to spread fear and intimidation. She is the master of The Business, and she’s not afraid to use it. She really means business.
“Lila! Give Daddy The Business!” She stops whatever she is doing – laughing, eating, crying – and turns and gives us the look.
“Natalie! Make Lila do The Business”…it was like a parlor trick and people loved to see it, and I loved to show it to them.
Until she realized the power of The Business. Now, I will say to her “Lila, quit hitting your sister”, and in response I will get The Business.
“Lila, you do not smear your food all over the table and throw it on the floor.” Again, I get The Business.
“Lila, do you want a time out?”, and I get a very stern “NO” and The Business.
She’s even taught her sister how to use The Business. Though not nearly as savvy with The Business as Lila, Mia really tries…unfortunately for her, when she gives The Business she also smiles.
The Business is a dangerous tool, and should not be used by amateurs. It’s also not for the faint of heart.
Serious buyers only. Please submit your best offer. Interested parties may request a video recording of The Business to see if they can handle it.
I’m also open to leasing/timesharing opportunities. Please inquire if interested.