Dear You Guys #2

You guys know I loves me some Liz over at A Belle, A Bean, and A Chicago Dog. She’s part of my tribe. And she does this super cool meme every Saturday called Dear You Guys. It’s so much fun and if you haven’t tried it, you definitely need to!

The text below are exact sentences taken from your comments….I just mixed them up to make a letter to you guys. Remember, this is all you and none of it was written by me. See if you can find your comment!

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Dear You Guys,

I love, love the whole Santa gig! This is the first year that Katie is curious about Santa. She talks about him constantly and asks a million questions. Now I just need to figure out what Santa eats for breakfast, what color his car is, and if he has a little brother.

My brother’s on ‘notice’ that if we call and say Santa, please speak to Big Kiss – they know to go all Ho HO HO and crap. Oh, I vividly remember how desperate to please Santa I was in Decembers past. My kids like the concept of Santa bringing them shit, but they won’t go near him.

Santa lives in Alaska?!!! I thought it was the North Pole! I’ve been lied to all these years.

“Mommy of a Chick Magnet”. I love that your three year old wants two hot chicks. Good luck trying to find two bombshells after Black Friday. They’ll cost you an arm and a leg. Possibly even a couple of boobs.

Oh, you are in for it! Keep this boy locked up! Have you considered homeschooling? You’re gonna be beating girls away with a stick! Perhaps the bombshells could also take over some cooking and cleaning duties?

I think it’s every guys dream to have 2 bombshells take turns taking a shower with them. I would have been really concerned if he would have said both of them can shower with him, but he said they had to take turns, so, “whew”!

I love Tater’s “tatoos”! He’s so stinking cute. Good thing Maya and I live far, far away. I think my daughter would be in love…and she would call him her “big boy!” Like boys need to hear that! He’ll be out on his own Harley with a bombshell before you know it……scary!

There’s a guy that has it all figured out already. I wonder what he’ll do with the rest of his life! I hate smart kids. Why can’t they just make ’em stupid? Sigh. If he ever decides to give lessons, please have him call me. I’m in… You could change his name to LL Cool Tater. Just sayin’.

You’re a bombshell yourself lady! He’s (probably?) just never seen you in that particular combination of leather-like pants and bandana.You gotta tell him that bombshells love it when a boy is nice to his momma (and tells her she is pretty).

Natalie – stop calling yourself sucky. I under underachieved you. I got less than 1000 words before just quitting NanoWriMo. You have something to work on when you have the time.

Ah…fiction to you – but the truth for some of us! I once tried to run my ex over with my car…. there really isn’t much to say after that except maybe “Are your reflexes still lightning fast?”

Very nice, you! An excellent painting on a small canvas. Hard to do! I have a bad habit of not reading a post if it looks long because I don’t have a lot of extra time, but you totally had me and I had to find out how it ended! This piece speaks right up off the page. If this were a book, I would read it from cover to cover! More! More! More!

The message is so powerful. We all need to know that we are worth it. That we are beautiful, special, important. No one deserves to be abused, whether emotionally or physcially. One man’s loss is another man’s gift.

The best part about this post? How many times you say “This is Fiction!”

You write a mean story, my lovely friend.

You sure do have a ton of reasons to smile.

And so it goes…

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Comments

  1. SurferWife says:
    LL Cool Tater? Is brilliant.
  2. I agree that Tater mustn't see Mommy dressed like that! Your boobs are bigger than either of those girls! :)

    MommaK's Santa phone call arrangement is genius!

    Thanks a ton for linking up again!!
  3. Keep smiling. I still think its amazing you signed up for NanoWriMo.
  4. Hahaha! Love it. I'll have to join in this. Kinda makes me want to leave really zaney comments just to see if they show up here ;)
  5. I made it in! I made it in! Oh, happy day!
    My favorite - about the not being able to find the bombshells after Black Friday. Hilarious!
  6. Great job! I need to attempt one of these some day.