All He Wants for Christmas is a Skateboard & 2 Bombshells

Here’s what you need to know about Tater before viewing the picture…

1. Daddy took him to the drag races a couple of weeks back

2. Tater likes motorcycles

3. Tater also likes pretty girls, which he refers to as “bombshells” (no, he didn’t get that from me, but I’m pretty sure I know who he got it from…daddy!)

Here’s what you need to know after seeing this picture:
1. Tater LOVES this picture

2. Tater is a chick magnet, and for the rest of the day whenever these girls saw him, they’d go over and say “Hi Ethan” and make a big production over him and his cuteness

3. Tater told me that the bombshells are prettier than I am

4. Tater told me that he wants a red skateboard from Santa. He also told Jason and I that he wants Santa to bring him two bombshells.

The bombshells can sleep in bed with him and snuggle him. He will also let them eat cheese hot dogs with him. When Jason asked him how they would take a bath, Tater thought about it for a few seconds and then replied “They can take turns taking a shower with me”.

All of this was said innocently; out of the mouth of a babe, as they say.

But he wants Santa to bring him not one, but TWO bombshells?!?!

I’m in trouble, people…I see a girl-crazy boy in my future.

Like father, like son. Sigh.

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And so it goes…

PS – as I wrote this Tater walked in, looks at the picture and announces “There’s the bombshells!”

Comments

  1. Love it... two bombshells. Hee hee. He is going to be a lady killer!! Funny post.
  2. That is so hysterical! My eldest also likes the ladies. But having met you, I have to say you put those "bombshells" to shame! xo
  3. That is hysterical. I have a feeling I'm living your future. I'm currently raising 2 ladies' men & I'm afraid of what is going to happen the next few years.
  4. JustMom420zaks says:
    You gotta tell him that bombshells love it when a boy is nice to his momma (and tells her she is pretty)
  5. I think it's every guys dream to have 2 bombshells take turns taking a shower with them. Shoot.
    LOL this seriously made my night.
    New follower :)
  6. Mommy Needs a Vacation says:
    LOL!! This is hysterical!! What a cutie he is!
  7. Kristi {at} Live and Love...Out Loud says:
    Oh my goodness! And I thought my 7 year old was crazy for asking Santa for a puppy! (FYI: We already have a stinkin' puppy.) Good luck trying to find two bombshells after Black Friday. They'll cost you an arm and a leg. Possibly even a couple of boobs. ;)
    Come on over and link up when you get a chance. I'm baring it all, well sort of...sans makeup. I know, scary stuff. Have a great day Natalie.
  8. mom, you're gonna be beating girls away with a stick!
  9. Cheeky!!!
    I do believe that his Father said Bombshells.he is cute at least that is on his side ;)
  10. Doll Clothes Gal Pal says:
    A future ladies man right there. :)
  11. Hahahahahaha! ::snort::

    I'm a little girl crazy, too, but I'm not old enough to know about "bombshells" yet! And my "older" women are, like, 4 years old. :)
  12. Hilarious! Yup,you better watch out!

    He's so stinking cute.
  13. That is so funny! They can sleep with him and shower with him? Priceless.
  14. If SHE can figure it out.......... says:
    FUNNY! Tater is so stinkin' cute! He'll be out on his own Harley with a bombshell before you know it......scary!
    p.s. didn't know our boys have the same name :)
  15. uuuuuhhh....yeah!! You are SO in trouble! But this little fella is pretty smart & handsome!
  16. The Sharp's says:
    Wow! You are SOOOOO in trouble!!! Why does he look like he is 10 in that picture?! I would have been really concerned if he would have said both of them can shower with him, but he said they had to take turns, so, "whew"!

    Too cute!
  17. Secret Mom Thoughts says:
    Too funny. You are in trouble for sure.
  18. This is awesome!!! What a great story!
  19. Bwhaha...this is a story I'm sharing with my husband! He's going to laugh until he cries! Love that T wants 2 bombshells!
  20. Paul and Kerry says:
    ha! you could change his name to LL Cool Tater. just sayin'
  21. This is funny in so very many ways..
  22. Well, as long as they're allowed to eat cheese, lol. He's a riot!
  23. Awwwww so cute! Like you said, out of the mouths of babes...He's adorable, I love that he uses the word "bombshells"!

    When we were little, Vanna White had just started on Wheel of Fortune and would come out from behind the curtain and do a little twirl. My brother would kiss the TV every single time.
  24. Oh my. Boy are you in trouble!!
  25. Julie {Angry Julie Monday} says:
    Tater lives in the I.E., snort....

    Great pic. My husband would enjoy it too!
  26. You are in serious trouble!
  27. Your son is a total chick magnet. Good thing Maya and I live far, far away. :)

    Love the previous commenter's suggestion of LL Cool Tater...too cute.
  28. The mad woman behind the blog says:
    I think my daughter would be in love...and she would call him her "big boy!" Like boys need to hear that!

    And yes, my daughter is a bombshell...the kid was BORN with boobs and tons of blond hair.
  29. Oh, you are in for it, Natalie! Keep this boy locked up! Have you considered homeschooling? :)
  30. Classic.

    That may be one of the funniest example of Kids Say the Darndest Things since Bill Cosby had that show!
  31. Well, the boy knows what he likes!
  32. That is truly priceless! HHAHAHA. My nephew when he was younger used to say "Hey Baby" to all the women who walked passed him. Sigh....like father like son.
  33. Too stinkin' funny! One of my boys is like that. He's almost 7 and I swear every second grade girl is in love with him. When he was about three, we were wandering through a clothing store and we had to drag him away from the naked mannequin he was happily staring at!
  34. The Empress says:
    Hilarious.
  35. Hello! I'm Kate. says:
    HAHAHA! oh man that's so awesome!

    Good luck when he's a teen!
  36. Cecelia Winesap says:
    Too funny! Although this kind of stuff scares the hell out of me because I know my little boy is going to be just like that!
  37. oh dear lord! SHOWERING with you??? you've got quite a handful there, Nat!
  38. I'm giggling a lot. I hope you keep posting through the tween and teen years. I have to know how this plays out!
  39. J.R. Reed says:
    Your son rocks. If he ever decides to give lessons, please have him call me. I'm in...
  40. Girl, you are SO in trouble.
  41. Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds says:
    There's a guy that has it all figured out already. I wonder what he'll do with the rest of his life!
  42. I love this post! Tater is adorable! And you are prettier than the 2 bombshells!
  43. Bahaha. That is SO funny. "Mommy of a Chick Magnet".
  44. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I am DYING. The showering with the bombshells put me over the edge...hee!
  45. PS - I also wanted to say I have SO BEEN THERE with three tiny little children running around. My daughter was 17.5 months old when my twins were born. CUH-RAZY. Anyway, she's 5 now, and the twins are almost 4, and I just wanted to tell you things get much easier and much more fun as they get older. Contact me anytime if you want to swap stories. :-)
  46. Oh, these bombshells are SO NOT hotter than Tater's mommy! Not. And the fact that he wants TWO of them? Man, may as well go for broke!

    It's so cute out of his little-boy mouth. Scary out of his mouth 12 years from now!!
  47. Booyah's Momma says:
    What a little heartbreaker he will be! Too funny.

    And for the record? I don't think the Harley bombshells are hotter than his momma, either.
  48. Gina @ MoneywiseMoms says:
    Oh, that sounds like trouble!
  49. You're a bombshell yourself lady! He's (probably?) just never seen you in that particular combination of leather-like pants and bandana :)

    Perhaps the bombshells could also take over some cooking and cleaning duties? If so, you can send them to my house when Tater is done with them. DH works late most days, so no temptation there :)
  50. Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points says:
    Ok, then I want two husbands.

    I mean really. It only seems fair, right?
  51. Not Just Another Jennifer says:
    Oh that's hilarious!!!! Love it.
  52. Oooohhh...sounds like you will have an interesting time when he gets to be a teenager :)
  53. Oh boy, it starts early! Here from RDC!

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